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I don’t go to sleep until I hear the birds start waking up.

July 18 with 2 notes
We are all subject to the fates. But we must act as if we are not, or die of despair.
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My days revolve around training my cat to act like a dog. She already thinks she’s in a pack with a pug and a terrier.

July 18 with 1 note
No matter how slow your progress is, you’re still ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
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Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me.
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